Barney Miller

It’s Fish’s retirement day, but he hasn’t shown up.

Fish has finally arrived for his retirement day.

An exterminator comes to the squad room to kill bugs, but the bugs he finds are electronic.

An environmentalist is accused of vandalizing a chemical company.

A grieving man steals his dead friend’s corpse.

Someone is committing crimes as seen on TV.

During a blizzard, a suspect has a heart attack at the snowbound 12th Precinct.

A vice officer posing as a drug dealer attempts to bribe the detectives.

Mental patients are loose in an automat.

Wojo ends up buried alive in a robber’s tunnel to a diamond exchange.

The bomb squad is called in to disarm a nuclear device made by a student.

A man causes trouble at a sperm bank.

A man’s ghost story is met with skepticism by the detectives when they hear strange noises.

Yemena has appendicitis, while a pastry thief is revealed to be a sugar addict.

A woman accuses her husband of rape, while a master of disguise holds up everything in sight.

Barney is ordered to have the residents of a condemned hotel evicted.

Since Barney has refused to evict the residents of a condemned hotel, the police are prepared to do it themselves, while a plainclothes man runs the station.

The detectives get a female colleague who has a jealous husband, while Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Someone thinks the art gallery is full of smut and therefore wants it closed down.

A criminal holds the detectives hostage and demands a getaway plane.

A numerologist refuses to give his name, while husband-and-wife porno pushers are harassed by their children.

Wojo claims to have seen a UFO.

Harris is offered a job on the mayor’s security team.