Barney Miller

A man murders his barber, while a woman puts a hit on her husband.

The guys look for the man whose wife has made him a target for murder, while the precinct gets a new photographer.

A vagrant claims to be from the 1976 Democratic Convention, while Harris deals with a series of thefts.

A sergeant asks to be left out when he thinks the detectives are on the take.

Being a veteran of the Vietnam War, Wojo investigates the effects of Agent Orange, while a woman reports her husband being naked all the time.

Dorsey becomes overprotective of a 15-year-old hooker, while Dietrich tries the "new celibacy".

Dietrich resigns after he shoots a young suspect during a holdup.

A memo from Internal Affairs suggests that one of the detectives is a spy, while a veteran criminal is dying of cancer.

Harris writes an erotic film, while Wojo is accused of molesting a male suspect.

Luger is just in time to see Harris’ erotic film.

A psychic stops a purse snatcher from committing his crime, while a linguist tears down a grammatically incorrect poster.

On a stormy night, Harris catches a cold, Levitt tries to communicate a deaf woman and Wojo goes missing.

The detectives deal with a gun-toting librarian and a vandal.

Barney’s daughter makes plans to go out with Wojo.

Barney refuses to reveal his sources in a drug-bust case.

Harris takes over the squadroom while Barney is held in contempt of court.

A woman’s doll, worth $5,000 - is stolen, while a man gets a ticket to take the space shuttle to the moon.

Fish stops by the station where two fighting chess players are brought in and a woman blames radioactive waste for her husband’s impotence.

A group of Orthodox Jews complain about the precinct’s slow timing in responding to emergencies.

As the precinct receives new flak jackets, an inventor thinks someone’s trying to rip him off and Luger wants biographies of his fellow detectives.

A rainmaker builds a bonfire due to a drought, while the detectives consider a vice-squad opening.

A newspaper vendor is charged with petty trespassing, while Harris loses a libel suit.