Lano i Woodley rozrabiajÄ…

Colin scolds Frank for "not being a man", and suggests that he, Colin, could get hit by a bus, and then what would Frank do on his own? Frank panics at this, which prompts Colin to set up a "find your inner warrior" retreat in their apartment.

Frank is afraid of the water, because he can’t swim, so Colin takes him to the swimming pool for a beginners, where he can join swim class.

Frank goes around the flat, collecting old stuff to donate to the church’s op-shop including Colin’s favourite pair of socks. When Colin finds his socks missing, he assumes his neighbour, Susan has stolen them, in retribution for the offence he made to her lisp.

Col and Frank argue over which of them is the more intelligent, so they decide to settle the argument once and for all by playing along with their favourite game show, Mindbender.

When Col’s mother dies, a corrupt politician named Vera Watkins makes a secret deal with Births, Deaths and Marriages, to pretend that she has a long lost son. She chooses Col to be that son, since he has no other family left.

At the prospect of earning a thousand dollars a day, Col and Frank impersonate baby photographers, and manage to get the babies mixed up. This prompts them to attempt to reunite the mother with the right baby.

Frank starts believing he and Colin are married, kiss each other, end up with 2 babies in their care, and the police on their tail.