Ojciec Ted

Ted, Dougal and Jack take their annual holiday and encounter Father Noel Furlong.

When Ted holds a raffle, he destroys the prize - a new car.

Three bishops visit the island. A worried Ted gives Jack elocution lessons beforehand. "That would be an ecumenical matter".

Dougal starts hanging around with a rebellious priest, Father Damo Lennon. Meanwhile a valuable whistle is stolen.

Ted is goaded by Father Dick Byrne into attempting to write a song for "Eurosong ’96". Despite having a song with only one note, Ireland’s fear of winning again (and having to fund it) plays into Ted and Dougal’s hands.

The parochial house is infested by rabbits, just as the very rabbit-phobic Bishop Brennan plans a visit.

A female singer visits the island just when Ted is judging the annual Lovely Girls competition.

In a game of one-upmanship with Dick Byrne, Ted decides the three priests must give something up for Lent. Father Jack gives up alcohol, Dougal gives up rollerblading and Ted gives up smoking.

Jack’s hairy hands get him sent to an old priests’ home. Unfortunately his replacement, played by Irish comedian Brendan Grace, is much worse. An avid fan of jungle music, he doesn’t take kindly to the other inhabitants of the parochial house.

A flight back from a pilgrimage runs out of fuel and there are only two parachutes. Meanwhile Jack discovers a supply of alcohol in the luggage compartment of the plane. Only one man can save the passengers...

Christmas Special. Ted’s quick thinking whilst lost in a department store’s lingerie department earns him the coveted Golden Cleric award. So why doesn’t he feel happy? Mrs Doyle’s attempts to hang up the Christmas decorations become undone around her. She’s also none too pleased at her Christmas present.