Ojciec Ted

Ted’s "Chinaman" impression goes down badly with Craggy Island’s newly-arrived Chinese community and he is branded a racist. A spot of dirt on the front window of the parochial house later leads him into more bother.

Ted makes a large bet on the King of the Sheep competition. Unfortunately, Chris, his chosen sheep, has heard rumours about a sheep-eating beast and isn’t feeling at all himself.

When Ted and Dougal expose a philandering milkman, Pat Mustard, he takes revenge on his replacement, Dougal, by putting a bomb on the milk float. If Dougal’s speed drops below 4 mph, the bomb will explode, taking Dougal with it...

Ted, Dougal, Jack and Mrs Doyle all have different adventures on the mainland.

Ted takes great steps to ensure he wins a bet with Dick Byrne on the outcome of the All-Priests Over-75’s Five-a-Side Football Championship.

The only episode to follow on directly from the previous one. Exposed as a cheat at the end of the previous episode, and with this episode’s title as his forfeit, a terrified Ted tries to draw upon his courage to complete the deed.

The visit of a young daytime TV presenter, Eoin McLove, causes excitement for the island’s aging females.

Ted gets the opportunity of a lifetime, but can’t bring himself to break it to the others that they’re not invited.