Stacyjka Hatley

New station master, Cecil Parkin, arrives. He is far from impressed by the way the station is run, but overjoyed to discover that the station buffet is run by May Blanchflower, with whom he once had a passionate affair.

Pandemonium ensues at Hatley when a turkey belonging to the signalman, Harry Lambert, is seen running up the line.

Mr Parkin plans to make Hatley Station more sophisticated by setting up a new speaker system, over which the station announcements will be made. Mrs Schumann, who is in charge of the booking office, is chosen to make the announcements, but will her nerves get the better of her?

Everyone on the station has to help move Mr Parkin’s furniture into the Station Master’s house, while Mr Parkin looks forward to a relaxing bath. May confesses to Ethel Schumann about her involvement with Mr Parkin – how will Ethel break the news to Jack?

The arrival of a coffin at Hatley Station causes chaos.

When Harry Lambert’s signal is seen to be on fire, Ethel, Jack and Wilfred attempt to put matters right, but it only leads to them causing a small fire on the platform. Mr Parkin mischievously buys a set of expensive lingerie for May, for the eighteen birthdays she has had since they last met.

Mr Parkin’s former flame, a tax-inspector named Edna Taylor, to whom he has been engaged for six years, finds a letter on his desk and is not pleased to discover that he no longer loves her. Meanwhile, the station attempt to stop Mr Parkin from discovering the pig they have procured for their Christmas dinner.

May Skinner wishes to find a job at a larger station, and earn some more money. She is offered a job at Loxley Station, and goes for an interview, but Jack and Cecil will stop at nothing to ensure that she does not get the job. Harry Lambert is also interested, because the man doing the interview, Frederick Foster, is coming to the station to sample May’s buffet. Frederick is the man for whom Harry’s wife left him, and now seems a good opportunity to get his revenge.

Gloria Skinner, Jack and May’s daughter, and Wilfred Schumann, Ethel’s son, cause chaos when their parents discover one morning that their beds have not been slept in. Mr Parkin annoys the staff when he arranges a medical examination for Jack, without his permission, and Ethel desperately seeks a date for the Saturday dance.