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The boys get a letter from the council telling them their squalid house will be demolished. Vyvyan attempts to stop the demolition by beating the construction crew to it, while Mike tries to sweet-talk the crew, Rick ties himself to a giant cross and Neil attempts suicide.

Upon moving into a new house (their old one was hit by a plane in "Demolition"), Vyvyan announces that he has struck oil in the cellar. Mike forces Rick and Neil to do the mining, but Rick retaliates by holding a benefit concert for himself and Neil in the living room.

The boys attempt to fight off boredom whilst several very exciting things go unnoticed around them.

An unexploded atomic bomb falls through the boys’ roof and blocks the refrigerator, so Rick tries to hold the country to ransom with it, Mike attempts to sell it to the highest bidder while Neil builds a bomb shelter and Vyvyan tries to detonate the thing. But worse, a television licence inspector calls, forcing Vyvyan to devour the TV.

The boys host a party that gets out of hand.

During heavy rains, London floods. Vyvyan briefly visits Narnia during a game of hide-and-seek, and the boys attempt to cook Neil as a solution to their food problems. But the boys are distracted when they realise that they are trapped in the house with a homicidal, axe-wielding Mr. Balowski.